Saturday, February 26, 2005

Frcken

[Saskatoon, Saskatchewan]
Song of the night: Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground

I spent all of this week sleeping on a couch.

Last night I slept in the passenger seat of our van.

Tonight I will be in my own bed.
I can't promise I'll wake up on time.

Too much stuff packed into this weekend.
I need a five day weekend.
I work 6 days a week.

Sound check, show, Valentine's day, Valentine's evening, Valentine's night, Daneel, Bus depot, coffee, birthday, Vaneesa, family, packing for two weeks.

43 hours....

Brennan "So if you painted grey over the clouds, does that make it overcast?" Cuff

Thursday, February 24, 2005

World's Greatest

[Brandon, Manitoba]
Song of the day: Best of Me - (Covered by a currently unnamed band)

Last night, I tasted the silver medal.

Some of you may know already what that means, but for those of you that don't, follow me around the room:

It all started after Aaron Check and I won a karaokee contest. It was pretty bunk cause there were only 8 of us, and because of such a small number of contestants, the owner of the bar didn't want to pay the cash he promised to the winners. So we got some cheap beer stuff (a cheap can bag and an even cheaper scarf) instead.

Somewhat disgruntled, we moved to the house of one of the guys in our party. We sat around for maybe 15 minutes before we all started talking about the guitar hanging on his wall. Now this guitar was straight 80's hairband. Triangle body, everything. So we pull it down, plug it into the amp that happens to be in the corner, and Aaron starts playing little riffs and diddies, and his best friend Graydon (one of the best drummers in the country) keeps mini beats on his lap.

So I get antsy and ask to play the guitar. I play for 5 seconds and Aaron starts talking:
"Alright, screw it. When are we jamming. Tomorrow morning?"
At this point, I leave the room (mentally) because I've got this amazing guitar in my hand. I can hear that what they're talking about, but it's not registering. Finally, I come to and hear Aaron:
"Cuffer, how are you not getting excited about this!!"

And then I realize what they've been talking about.

We move from the house to Brandon University (which happens to be a block away) and we pull our Hoja van up to the back door of the music building. From there we proceed to have the President of the Music College (who just so happens to be Jeff, the guy who's house we were at) flash his name to the security people and enter the building (at 2:36am) with complete ease. From there, we load ALL of our sound equipment into a huge rehearsal studio. One vehicle (with me in it) leaves for the Check house to grab my two guitars, a bass amp, any patch chords we can find, and a couple of hats and shirts to make a video.

We return to the University to find our system set up and ready to plug in the amps and guitars.

So here we are. Aaron Check, Graydon Kramer, and Brennan Cuff, all in our element, jamming to a few different songs. We spend 5 minutes fooling around on one song, 3 minutes on another, and we finally arrive at 'Best of Me'. Aaron and I have been playing this song since the start of the year, so we fall into our rythym like falling off a log. All it takes is to play through it a few times, let Graydon in on all the change-ups we usually use, and get photo cameras, digital cameras, video cameras, and phone cameras all running as we rock out to a couple of full songs.

We were there from 2:30 until almost 6 by the time we loaded all of our stuff back outside and into the vehicles.

I was on such a high all night, it felt like the middle of the afternoon. I'm so glad that we have videotapes of the event dubbed 'Rockin the school'.

There were an uncountable number of times when I had to double check that this was actually happening, and then remind myself that this is just an event, and that I'm not really a rockstar.

But I tell ya. If some power-that-be was to come and say that I was never allowed to participate in musicals for the rest of my life.....

... that silver medal would still taste pretty sweet.

Brennan "We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up" Cuff

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

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[Brandon, Manitoba]
Song of the morning: (Haven't got one yet, but the song of the day yesterday was One Day More from Les Miserables)

I'll accept any sort of yelling that comes my way from leaving such a ridiculously long survey as my last post. Honestly, I knew it was big, but I had NO idea it would be that long once I put it on the site.

So I stole some kid's watch yesterday. Really I did. I didn't know I was, and in fact I thought I was helping out the group. I could've sworn it was Jonny's watch sitting on the gym stage during our soundcheck, show, and loadout. All his stuff was the last of our gear in the gym, so I grabbed his bag, water bottle and "watch" and headed out. I was going to be all sly and not tell him about the watch until he realized he forgot it, but there was an opportunity to bring it up once we were driving back into Brandon.

Turns out Jonny was wearing his watch. Now I've got this nice (really nice) looking watch sitting at the house, and no way of getting back to Forest, MB. What would any one of our boys do in a situation like this? You light a candle, put your head down, shed a tear for that poor soul of a kid that lost his personal belonging.... and you start enjoying your new watch.

Now for those of you WITH your soul, that's not what I did. As soon as we got home I called the school and they're gonna get back to me with where in Brandon I can drop it off so the kid can get it back.

Damn morals.

By the way, I should probably make a general mention on here that:

(drum roll....)

I got accepted into the Theatre Arts program at Grant MacEwan in Edmonton. For me, this is such a weight off my shoulders. For everyone else, it's just confirmation of what they already knew. Thank you, everyone, for supporting me and getting my damned hopes up for getting into the school.

I even got a "Congratulations on getting into your school, Brennan" from Aaron Check. Sure it was a few days after we found out, but it still means the same.

It's so nice now to be able to start looking into things like appartments and scholarships now that I know I'm accepted. (Speaking of which, don't let the school know how eager I am to go. I want to downplay it so I can try to muscle my way into some free money. THERE's something the boys can be proud of)

Brennan "Rachel, I love all your drunk messages. Please keep them coming" Cuff

Monday, February 21, 2005

What is this feeling?

[Brandon, Manitoba]
Song of the day: Cute Without the E (Cut from the team) - Taking Back Sunday

Name: Brennan Cuff
Birthdate: November 7th
Birthplace: Saskafunk, Saskatchefunk
Current location: Brandon, MB
Eye color: brown
Hair color: Blackish brown. (Still dyed from November. Take that)
Righty or lefty: Righty in everything
Zodiac sign: Scorpio, and how.
Innie or outtie: Innie
Age: 19
Natural hair color: light brown
Number of siblings: Brodie... I mean, one.
Glasses/contacts?: Nope, but I like the fasion accessory.
Piercings: Top left cartiledge, got with Graham
Tattoos: Nope. Would like to, but not good for roles.
Braces?: Not anymore. But apparently, the 'tin grin is in'
Your heritage: Canadian. Nothing special at all.
The shoes you wore today: My normal shoes, which happen to be my dress shoes
Your hair: getting better.
Your fears: birds, fish, moths, anything that I can't predict they're next moves (so... women, ...)
Perfect pizza: The Momma Mia (14 pounds of meat) Never had it, but I dream about it
One thing you'd like to achieve: To leave Hoja and Saskatoon with pissing off as few people as possible

FAVOURITE
Color:: Black, but don't look too much into it. It just goes with everything. I'd say white, but I'd get it dirty.
Band: Brand New
Song: The one I'm listening to at any given moment.
Stuffed animal: My bear. Sitting on a shelf in my room.
Video game: Sonic. Just cause I used to own at it.
TV show: Probably still the Simpsons, but I don't watch TV too much anymore.
Movie: Right now? Anchorman I guess
Book: Anything by John Grisham
Food: Samiches
Game on a cell phone: Trying to figure out how much I'm overpaying each month
CD cover: eesh. uh, not even sure. Lets go with the Transatlanticism album for now.
Flower: The ones I get
Scent: Vanessa, what perfume did I pick out for you?
Animal: Cats
Comic : White ninja. Standup comic: Jeremy Hotz by a nose (no pun)
Cereal: Corn Pops
Website: little-emo-kid (i'm so lame)
Cartoon: Still Simpsons, but Family guy comes DAMN close

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: guitar and voice
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: are you kidding?
Like to sing?:: HAHAhaha.
Have a cell phone?: And a 'skinny white bitch' one at that. But I put a DriveThru records sticker on it, so it's a bit better.
Like to play sports?: I miss them like you wouldn't believe.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: And how. ;)
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Damn Straight
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Not more. Shit, that's a lot of tv's....
Have any special talents/skills?: Magic. But I'm getting rusty. I need to spend some more time with it. (But like I have more time)
Like school?: I crave it SO BAD.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Yes, but I'm not nearly as good as Dee. I'm better at speeding through it forward.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Like, point style? no.
Speak any other languages?: French, but I'm losing it. And I'm working on speaking Nessa
Go a day without food?:: Definitely
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: (Best nights of my life)
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yeppers. But I hate Bass clef
Roll your tongue?:: In more ways than one.
Eat a whole pizza?:: Mhmm.

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: uh-huh.
Cried to get out of trouble?: Nope. take it like a man.
Gotten lost in your city?: I've driven aimlessly for hours, but I'm never lost
Seen a shooting star?:: Seldom, but yes.
Been to any other countries besides the united states?::Canada, Greece, Cuba
Had a serious surgery?:: Appendectomy, but that's not uber serious
Stolen something important to someone else?: Maybe a heart or two. Man I'm lame.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Screwdriver is all you need.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yesm
Cried over a girl?: Too many to count. It's powerful weak.
Cried over a boy?: ...yes? Probably, but nothing's coming to mind.
Hugged a random stranger?:: Every single day.
Been in a fist fight?: Luckily Chris and I are still friends, cause yes we have. More than once.
Been arrested?: Ya, and let me tell you: it's not fun at all.
Swore at your parents?: Yep. Once again, something that's not fun at all.
Been to Warped Tour?: Oohhhh. If only the pictures survived.....
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Never. You just don't do that.
Been in love?:: yes
Been to a casino?:: Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Yes, but gophers should know better.
Broken a bone?:: A couple of toes, and an arm
Gotten stitches?:: Should've. but never.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: HA! I've thrown water balloons at people in winter from a car! But never in a water balloon 'fight'
Drank a whole gallon of milk:: Just a litre, and that was bad enough.
Made homemade muffins?: I'm basically a woman.
Bitten someone?: I've probably done it to you. And if not, yours is coming.
Been to disneyland::Disneyworld
More than 5 times?:: Nope
Been to Niagra Falls?: This May I will
Burped in someones face?:: Nope
Burped on an elevator?:: haha, no.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Grade... 3?

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU.............
Brushed your teeth:: this morning.
Went to the bathroom:: an hour ago?
Saw a movie in theaters:: Phantom, a few weeks ago.
Read a book: Now that I'm done my audition, I'm back to reading 'Wicked'
Had a snow day: My job is a snow day.
Had a party: Our group's first Keg pary. September. Last one I'll probably ever have at the Cuff house. Hope you enjoyed it.
Had a slumber party: Hahah. When was the last time I saw you?
Made fun of someone: Balzer gets reemed on too much, but he was probably the last one.
Tripped in front of someone: The stairs to the bathroom at Grant MacEwan. I tried to pull out, but I got called on it
Went to the grocery store: this week in Cold Lake. So much cheaper than eating out.
Got sick: I've been sick since August
Cursed: Probably today, but I sure have cut down on it.

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?: Enough to not need anymore, but I always welcome new ones anyway
What are their names?: (You know who you are)
Do you have a best friend?:: yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: Every guy has liked his best friend. But the girl is too good for him. That's why they stay friends.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: Girls probably.
Have you ever lost a friend?: Metaphorically, yes. Fatally, no, thank God
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: Just the Saskatoon Ex. And Chris I've stopped by Galaxyland, but not to go on the rides.
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?: For sure.
Whats the nicest thing you've ever done for a friend?: I'm sure they'd remember different things than I would.
What is the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: I have way too much love from friends (if there is such a thing) I couldn't possibly name all the wonderful things they have done for me.
Do you miss any of your old friends?: Definitely
What friend have you known the longest?: Chris
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend?: Not off the top of my head, but probably.
How often do you spend time with your friends?: Not enough, and that goes for all of them.
Do any of your friends drive?: OH MY GOSH, I can't believe what happened to Mayzie. I feel so terrible.
Has a friend of yours ever died?: Luckily, no.
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend?: Wow. Well I was arrested for stealing street signs. I guess that gets put up there.
What is your favourite genre of music?: Everything, but emocore by a hair.
What time is it now?:: 12:59 Manitoba time
What day is it?:: Early Tuesday morning.
Whens the last time you called someone?: 8-ish. Ray and Daneel.
How much money do you have right now?: Enough for now, but not enough for next year.
Are you hungry?: Always.
Whatcha doin?: Trying to write a blog that won't be too pointed, but can get out some of the things I'm thinking about right now (which is an effin lot)
Do you like parades?: Yep. Been in them, too.
Do you like the moon?: Apollo 13 is still one of my favourites.
Have you ever had a picnic?: Ya, it's a blast.
What about Sock 'em Boppers?: Wow. Let me tell you about Sock 'em Boppers..... uh.... what the hell are Sock 'em Boppers....
Are you wearing any socks right now?: Unfortunately

FOR OR AGAINST
Suicide:: against
Love:: For.
Drunk drivers:: Against
Airplanes:: For.
War:: Against.
Canada:: For
United States: For. They aren't so bad. Just sleep with one eye open, that's all.
Rock music:: For.
Gay marriage:: for
School:: For
Surveys:: For.
Parents:: For.
Cars:: For.
Coffee:: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Pants:: AGAINST!!! Man do I ever hate pants.

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Yes
Play strip poker?: Haven't, but I'd like to
Curse at a teacher?: Just Mark Wilderman, and after I'd graduated, and in a joking way.
Not take a shower for a week?: Nope. I could probably do it, but I wouldn't under my own accord.
Ask someone out?:: Yes.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: That would be wicked.
Go scuba diving?: Eesh. I like swimming, but I'm against that whole fish thing.
Write a book?: Love to, but I suck at writting
Become a rockstar?: If only...
Have casual sex?: It would depend entirely on the situation, but probably.

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?: American Crew
What kind of computer do you have?: Pieced together.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: No and No. I love food and movies. I don't waste either
How many posters do you have in your room?:: hahahha. Have you SEEN my room?
How many CDs do you have?:Enough to not know how many.
What time is it now?: 1:08

WHAT IS
Your most over-used phrase on MSN?. haha
Your thoughts first waking up: either> "Please let me have two more hours"
The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes
The best name for a butler: Gee. (I love Fresh Prince)
Your best physical features: Apparently my smile.
Your greatest accomplishment: my life to this point. (is that a cop out?)
Your most missed memory: The feeling I had during highschool
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, 100% of the time
Single or group dates: Having recently had a few double dates, probably group.
Adidas or Nike: Neither.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: GOOD HOST all the way
Boxers or Briefs:boxer briefs. But the odd Camano day doesn't hurt either.

DO YOU
Smoke: Used to smoke Cigars, but I can't bring myself to do it anymore.
Sing Well: Don't ask Grant MacEwan, but ya
Do You Think You've Been in Love: yes
Want to get married: yes
Type with your fingers in the right spot: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Yes indeed.
Get motion sickness: Nope
Think you're attractive: Any given day is different. Some days I consider myself to be pretty damn sexy, but other days I'm the ugliest son of a bitch you'll ever meet.
Think you're a health freak: are you kidding?

IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU/DID YOU
-- drank alcohol: Yes.
-- smoke(d): Nope
-- done a drug: No
-- had sex: Nope
-- go on a date: First time at the longbranch, SO much fun
-- go to the mall: you know what, we skipped West Ed last time!!
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: No, but I DID have some yesterday
-- eaten sushi: I don't think so.
-- been on stage: The Hoja stage, yes, but not the real stage
-- made homemade cookies: Dee, we need to get on that again
-- been skinny dipping: No, but also woulnd't be adverse to it
-- dyed your hair: no, it's still sticking around since November
-- stolen anything: Once Nessa gets her heart back from Swift Current, I'll try to nab that. ;)

PEOPLE
--who knows you the best:: Rachel, Andrew, Rob
--who is the funniest: Graham, by far
--can sing the best: Gonna go with Brodie, but I do know a TOME of amazing singers.
--best dressed: Ray and Dee. Aside from the fact that they look the same every day
--person you can tell anything to: Nessa, Abo, Rachel, Dee.
--most emotional: Hhahaha. Me, by far
--tallest: hmm, Andrew? Robbie maybe.
--shortest: Rachel. Probably
--farthest away: Everyone
--closest (distance): My guitar
--person(s) you'd like to see more: For a complete print out of the list, please send one dollar to....


Thank you for reading. Like I pointed out, I've got too many thought right now to try and write them all down, so I though a quick update in survey form was in order.

Brennan "No one seems to care that Bill Clinton won a Grammy" Cuff

Sunday, February 20, 2005

From last week

[Hoja van, Saskatchewan]
Song of the day: Beautiful World - Coldplay
Album of the day: B is for b-sides - Less than Jake
*Journal Blog from Feb.15th*

So we watched the Grammy's this weekend. Honestly I can say, that's the first time I ever remember seeing them. And I know people make fun of the Grammy's, so I gave it a fair shot and came up with my own conclusions. And having done so, here is my beef with the Grammys:

Point the first: I hate the songs. Now, don't get me wrong, a lot of them are great. But most of them are the top-40 replays we all have come to hate over the year. I was sick of the Los Lonely Boys last year; I don't need to be reminded.

Second: All of the awards I really want to see aren't shown. There are a SHIT load of amazing professionals in the music industry that deserve credit for all the work they've done. And they aren't small tasks either. Producers of albums, recording engineers, all the people actually dong the work for these flash-in-the-pan pop artists. And where do you find the recognition for these awards? In the subtitles at the bottom of the screen in the 10 seconds before they run commercials, and while they flash images of Usher and Jennifer Lopez so that you don't read them anyway (ps> Lopez was by far the WORST performer of the whole night).

Third helping of beef: Any credit that the Grammy name may get for itself by handing out awards to truely talented people is tarnished by a huge number of nonsense awards given out to anyone that fits some abstract category. Case and point: the award for 'Best spoken album of the year'. Aside from being thrown in with the other awards in subtitles before commercials, do you know who won this award this year? It's unbelievable. I could give you 105 guesses and you still would not get it. Granted, I guess the guy's got some talent, but honestly. 'Best spoken album of the year'. Such a bunk category. It might sound reasonable by itself, but where do you draw the line? "Best song played with a toothbrush on a table made prior to 1971".

While we're on the music topic, here's a success story for ya. Moose Jaw Herald. CDs in the foyer. $2 each. Demo's sent in by bands. Staff picked through them already. So I look through them trying to think to some of the bands that I'd love to have albums by that might be in this collection. The only band that I found whose name even sounded familiar was Less than Jake. So I figured it was $2, why the hell not. I couldn't remember if this was an emo band or a hardcore band, but I was banking on hardcore. So the CD sat in my backpack unlistened to for a good two weeks before I finally pulled it out tonight. I was planning to fall asleep listening to music anyway, so even if it sucked, I wouldn't be listening to it for long.

Man was I ever wrong. First off, they're a Ska band!! Never even crossed my mind. And they're effin good! Wow. Instantly put me in a wicked good mood. This disc will definitely get some time in the future, but not until March 21st. No Ska until Spring (right, Sean?)

I can't tell how long this has been cause I'm writing it by hand in a book. But if it's uber long (and I think it might be) thanks for the reading effort. Much appreciated.

Brennan "For those of you that were wondering, the award went to Bill Clinton" Cuff

Here

[Saskatoon, Saskatchewan]
Song of the Day: I Will Be Here - Stephen Curtis Chapman

Just to let you know I'm alive. I have a blog journaled from a while ago, but I haven't had the chance to enter it. Look for that tomorrow night.

Brennan "Leave your favourite quotation as a comment" Cuff

Monday, February 14, 2005

Killing Spree

[Edmonton, Alberta]
Song of the day: Satellite - Dave Matthews Band

I can't play Halo. I can't do it. I mean, I CAN do it, but I can't mentally take it anymore. I'm so effin frustrated. I know what my reaction time is like. I know exactly what I want to accomplish, and I know exactly how to do it. But my THUMBS can't keep up. I keep dying, and I want to punch a friggin wall. OR the other players. Frick I get worked up. The sad part is, I really enjoy the playing, but it just REALLY gets to me.

Man, three show day today. Super tired, super hungry. Of course, I could fall right asleep, but that won't do me any good. I need to start sleeping at night. And as for food, I could probably go make something. Probably should.

Frick am I ever pissed off about Halo.

So this is our last day in Edmonton till... March? After that it probably won't be until June. I don't know what's going on.

Shout out to Dee and Rachel, cause I don't mention them enough on this site. I miss you already.

Alright. Time to go poke Aaron Check. (He's getting lobes pierced. Don't get the wrong idea.)

Brennan "Look at me, look at [her]. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right" Cuff

Sunday, February 13, 2005

My world

[Edmonton, Alberta]
Song of the day:
  • Kaki King - Kewpie Station


  • (To start this off, holy EFF does everyone have to out and look up songs/videos of this girl playing guitar. You have no idea. Just do it. Send me money as a thank you later.)

    My Audition:
    (Most of you have heard this story before, so feel free to skim this post. And it's also probably word-for-word how I told it to you, so shut-up-I-hate-you).
    So I wasn't really nervous the morning on the day; I was, however, supremely prepared. I had my song down, I did my monologues enough to know exactly what I wanted, and I knew there was noting more I could do to prepare for my dancing or my ear training/music theory.

    And so the day went: monologues, song, short ear training, interview (all in one), dance, more ear training, music theory test.

    Longer story shorter: I blew my song. And I don't mean 'it wan't the best I've done it'. It was 'Oh my holy eff, get me out of this room'. Different key for starters, different accompaniment for fun, and forgetting the words just to top it all off. But I didn't stop. I smiled, I powered through it, I finished on the root note. I put it behind me.

    The rest of the day: effin great. I was the last out of the room, so after I set my paper down on the instructor's table, I asked him to mark it for me. (There were a couple of questions that were bugging me, and I just wanted to know the right answers). Anyway, he marked it and I got 100%. So THAT was a huge bonus.

    Oh ya, and during the interview, I told them I wanted to see the show tonight but it was sold out. So the head of the program told me in no uncertain terms "Just come by tonight" and the rest of the audition board nodded in confirmation.

    So we did. I got to watch 42nd Street for free, and it was awesomely awesome. The first year guys got HUGE stage time in it, it was almost exclusively tap dancing (which I am SO SUPREMELY jealous that I can't do. Ah well. Next year. *Fingers crossed*)

    Ya, basically I'm content with my choices so far. I am glad that I didn't audition for theatre school directly out of highschool because I feel I am so much more experienced now. I've done WestSide Story, I did an actual PLAY last year, and of course my most awesomest job that I have right now is just so much performance experience it's stupid. Basically, I've just experienced theatre outside the walls of Marion Graham Collegiate, which is exactly what I needed.

    And for Eli and Balz-athon, I love you guys to death, but you have no idea how much I wanted to be on that stage last night. And on stage when I was watching Les Mis. And Copacabana. And Candide. And, and, and....

    It's just what I've got to do.

    And as for Andrew's advice, I couldn't have come up with a more perfect way to put me in a great mood. I love you man. I'm sure our paths will cross. Tell you what: when you're filming a movie in the Big Apple, pop on by Broadway and see me in my new show.

    Brennan "It's not something I'm going to put off any longer. Get me the hell out there" Cuff

    Thursday, February 10, 2005

    Balzer = no likey girlies

    [Hanna, Alberta]
    Song of the day: Hey There - Pyjamma Game Soundtrack

    Quick update. Must sleep. Audtion 'tomorrow'. Short sentences. All business.

    Check: "C'mon Balzer! We're getting you ass!"
    Balzer: "Please, Check. You're twenty years old! Show some more maturity."
    Cuff: "Whatever. Mature guys can still get it on."
    Balzer: "No, mature guys can show restraint."
    Cuff and Check (exchange looks) "Whatever man, we're gonna call our girlfriends. We'll get back to you in a bit."

    Brennan "Counting down the hours" Cuff

    Tuesday, February 08, 2005

    From last week

    [Hoja van, Saskatchewan]
    Song of the day: Beautiful World - Coldplay
    Album of the day: b is for b-sides - Less than Jake
    *Journal blog*

    So we watched the Grammy's this weekend. Honestly I can say, that's the first time I ever remember seeing them. And I know people make fun of the Grammy's, so I gave it a fair shot and came up with my own conclusions. And having done so, here is my beef with the Grammy's:

    Point the first: I hate the songs. Now, don't get me wrong, a lot of them are great. But most of them are the top-40 replays we all have come to hate over the year. I was sick of the Los Lonely Boys last year; I don't need to be reminded.

    Second: All of the awards I really want to see aren't shown. There are a SHIT load of amazing professionals in the music industry that deserve credit for all the work they've done. And they aren't small tasks either. Top producer of an album, for example, or the recording engineers, the people actually doing to work for these flash-in-the-pan pop artists. And where do you find the recognition for these awards? In the subtitles at the bottom of the screen in the 10 seconds before they run commercials, and while they flash images of Usher and Jennifer Lopez so that you don't actually read them anyway. (ps> Lopez was effin HORRIBLE at her performance).

    Third helping of beef: Any credit that the Grammy name may get for itself by handing out awards to truely talented people is tarnished by a huge number of nonsense awards given out to anyone that fits some abstract category. Case and point: the award for the best spoken album of the year. Aside from them being mixed in with the other awards in subtitles before commercials, do you know who won this award this year? It's unbelievable. I could give you 105 guesses and you still would not get it. Granted, I guess the guy's got some talent, but honestly. 'Best spoken album of the year'. Such a bunk category. It might sound reasonable by itself, but where do you draw the line? "Best song played with a toothbrush on a table made prior to 1971."

    While we're on the music topic, here's a success story for ya. Moose Jaw Herald. CDs in the foyer. $2 each. Demo's sent in by bands. Staff picked through them already. So I looked through them, and I'm trying to remember some of the bands I'd love to have albums by that might be in this collection. The only band that I found whose name even sounded familiar was Less than Jake. So I figured it was $2, why the hell not. I couldn't remember if this was an emo band or a hardcore band, but I was banking on hardcore. So the CD sat in my backpack unlistened to for a good two weeks before I finally pulled it out tonight. I was planning to fall asleep listening to music anyway, so even if it sucked, I wouldn't be hearing it for long.

    Man was I ever wrong. First off, they're a Ska band!! Never even crossed my mind. And they're effin good! Wow. Instantly put me in a wicked good mood. This disc will definitely get some time in the future, but not until March 21st. No Ska until Spring (right, Sean?)

    I can't tell how long this has been cause I'm writing it out by hand in a book. But if it's uber long (and I think it might be) thanks for the reading effort. Much appreciated.

    Brennan "For those of you that were wondering, the award went to Bill Clinton" Cuff

    Wednesday, February 02, 2005

    Let's Hope This Works

    [Hoja van, Saskatchewan]
    Song of the Day: These are my general thoughts and notes on our first day apart - Vanessa Nelson
    (I'll get to this later)
    *JOURNAL BLOG*

    So this is being written in a van on the way to Meadow Lake, Saskatchewan. I'll try writting one of these ehenever I think to write a blog and there isn't an available computer.

    So the Cuff house FINALLY has a computer in it again. Brennan found it inconvenient; Brodie went through withdrawls. It's wierd being connected to people via the Internet (email, webpage, etc.) and having that taken away from you without notice. Any logical person would then search for other ways of communication, say: the TELEPHONE!!
    Nope! Brennan doesn't do that. He sits around not talking to people he cares about for weeks at a time. I'm sorry you guys. You deserve better.

    The upside? I've spent more time with VanEEsa than I thought humanly possible. Off and on, I've seen her the last 5 days in a row.

    OH MY GOODNESS!! Alright, let me tell you: I've been writing songs for girls ever since I was in grade 10. But NEVER have I had a song written for me. Well, it's happened, and let it be known: I've never felt so appreciated in my entire life. The song isn't just about me, it's written with my style of chords, it's written with my style of verse, it's got an emo title... I just can't get over it. She even recorded it! I sure will be taking that thing all over the country.

    Well, that's about it for now. I'll list this as February 2nd, even though it's actually Feb. 7th (Happy Birthday Hoja Eli).

    Oh! I performed at Marion Graham today. That sure felt good. We were really well received (REALLY well) and some people came up to me to say hello that I'd never expect to say hi (which is always a bonus).

    Wow, does my wrist ever hurt from writing all this out by hand.

    Brennan "Wow, does my wrist ever hurt from wr... wait, I already put that..." Cuff